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The World’s Most Iconic Ball’r — Christiano Ronaldo, has partnered with Binance to bring Sports to NFTs. The NFTs will feature *iconic* moments and designs exclusively released on Binance’s official NFT platform. ⚽️
Moments like this… 📸
Sam Bankman-Fried’s FTX is rumored to be considering a possible acquisition of the popular brokerage app Robinhood. SBF — who takes style advice from Einstein — has recently championed life-support for both BlockFi & Voyager, extending a $250M credit line to BlockFi and a $500M+ loan to Voyager. 💸
Solana Labs is teaming up with Android to build a Web3 Smartphone called Saga. The phone, which is scheduled to be released in early 2023, will cost $1,000 and can be pre-ordered with a $100 deposit. 📲
Key Features:
SolanaPay - Pay using Crypto
Decentralized App Store - No fees (better for Devs since both Google & Apple take a ~30% cut of all App revenue)
Seed vault - Safe Storage of your private keys on your phone. Improvement on buying a Crypto Hard Wallet and then loosing it on a freak boating accident
Solana Mobile Stack (SMS) - a software development kit to help developers build Decentralized Apps
🎉 “The DogeFather” Celebrates his 51st Birthday today (June 28th). Tesla, Inc. currently holds the second most # of Bitcoins on its balance sheet with 43,200 BTC coins. MicroStrategies sits in the #1 position with 129,218 BTC.
Snoop & Eminem drop’d a hot, new song/music video called ‘From The D 2 The LBC’ featuring their Bored Apes. The song was featured at NFT.NYC and has since gone viral on YouTube with ~11M views in less than a week. After the release, ApeCoin went bananas, ~25% from last week. Click the image to see the video 🍌 💎
Celsius has been the latest Titanic *success* story this crypto winter. Goldman Sacs is reportedly looking into a $2B bailout-buyout if the company finds itself at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. 🚢🔥
I guess Banks *are* your Friends Sir 🤣
The international hacking group, Anonymous, posted a 3 min short on YouTube which has since been nominated for Best *Creepy* Short of the Year by the Academy. Not only is Anonymous pledging to bring Do Kwon “to justice as soon as possible,” but the group is conducting a prison like cavity check into his past. Someone ‘bout to get REKT SON 😵
Securities & Exchange Commission Chairman, Gary Gensler, said Monday that Bitcoin was the *only* crypto he would publicly label a commodity. He explains:
“Some like bitcoin, and that’s the only one I’m gonna say…my predecessors and others have said, they’re a commodity.”
The word “some” suggests the possibility that others may still be considered a commodity, however.. only Mr. Burns knows what’s to come of Springfield.
Simpsons’ predictions be crazy accurate! 🎯
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